Paper Hats

As liberal Democrats are accused of showing horrifying incivility in the wake of the Lamont/Lieberman campaign, we see that Ann Coulter can always make our worst shots look like a Sesame Street sketch:

Congresswoman Maxine Waters had parachuted into Connecticut earlier in the week to campaign against [Sen. Joseph I.] Lieberman because he once expressed reservations about affirmative action, without which she would not have a job that didn't involve wearing a paper hat.

Now, I'm no fan of Congressional all-corruption team Representative Waters. But seriously--a paper hat? In a world where Ann Coulter remains paper hat free, I think it's fair to say that Maxine Waters could easily find a better job than that, affirmative action or no.

So, if it wasn't for affirmative action for bomb-throwing White girls, how did Coulter get her job?