[T]he gas pedal appears to be positioned for a male foot or else a giantess. Another 500 miles on, I finally solved the problem. It’s very simple, really. The Mustang is designed to be driven by women in heels. That’s the only way to properly maintain a high speed while avoiding foot cramps.
Truly, the perfect American car.
It is rather difficult to think of something more red-blooded American than a red Mustang, driven fast, in high heels.
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