I typed in "map of Maryland" into Google, and obviously the first hit is for the Google Maps link. So I clicked on it, and this is what came up (click to enlarge):
It's hard to tell, but the arrow is pointing a little southwest of Annandale. Annandale , Virginia.
I zoomed in, and yep. Definitely Virginia.
Oh, Hell no.
UPDATE: Hey wow -- this is on the first page of results for "fuck google" on Google. Neat.
UPDATE #2: I should note that Google has fixed the problem. Hurray!
I agree, Google earth made me update, and blew away sound on my computer, have spent hours trying to restore, to no avail. These people want to take over your computer and spy on all you do. I'm switching to MS maps and another search engine. Fuck google!
ReplyDeleteLook dave we all know the story but fuck them don't let it take over your head and life man
DeleteU all live in America be quiet if you can
DeleteI agree I'm sick and tired of damn Google fucking with the Gmail they got piss-poor signals they keep pissing shit up they don't leave nothing alone. They're crooked rotten there no damn good and I wish to hell they get out of the damn United States of America her bunch of rotten assholes I'm so sick and tired of them screwing up every damn thing spy and honest it's none of their damn business what the hell we do with our life they think they're God and they're not.
DeleteLook Google doesn't give a flying fuck about anybody they are CIA mind bending fuck faces.
DeleteAs Americans Republicans conservatives people that believe in the people that died for our freedom and are still dying for our freedom we need to get together and take these people out. We need to take them down when are people going to stand up like the rest of the people that died for this country and we fight back we just keep letting people take over take over take over destroy our kids this is amazing to me there's 350 people in this world the 78 million that voted for Trump let's take the 78 million and go take these people down
DeleteYeah f*** Google and f*** Google these evil little men, they're like f****** martians or goblins or some s***! And even this dumbass voice recognition won't even f****** say f****** f*** without the goddamn f****** stars but it says God damn no problem huh!? The sick Google f**** will burn they will burn burn burn burn and burn burn burn burn burn them burn burn.
DeleteAnd yeah dipshits who were talking about the other dipshits who run the country, Google runs the company that runs the country dumbass... Google is so f****** dumb that it says dumbass and retard but it won't say d****** what the f***!?
DeleteThey the most caniving pieces of grbage walking on this Earth the government needs to step in and regulate this pieces of human EXCREMENT I don't think I can reffer to them any other way
DeleteAnd even this is to NICE
These Rat F#@ks are No better than Zuckerf#*ker & his bunch n that's why I dropped FB & All Social Media that has Any & All ties to the Leftist Pricks with Ears!! ... They are All nothing more than Evil Suckibus!! ... F%#k Off!! & Drop Dead!! ... AMF'n Google!🖕
DeleteI agree Fuck Google. To no avail even when following their rules. They might just up and terminate your Adsense account for ZERO good reasons, probably cause they didn’t feel like paying me the $11.42 that they owed me. Whoopity doooo.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I say I agree what do you do where are there cheap Bass go by their rules and they still shit on you they don't want to pay you when you're trying to make a little extra money they're just a bunch of greedy ass selfish Corporation company in California and evil and they're killing and destroying the internet they're pieces of shit I hate fucking Google I can't even stand the president of Google now he's an asshole he's screwing up every damn thing to he's the main culprit like all the other Kumbaya that work at the Google plant in the center of California he's an asshole in a piece of shit. Fuck you Google
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naw, the fucking should really go towards those bastards running our country. Those god-damned criminals need to be shown by WE THE PEOPLE that we don't want to take this BS anymore. This is OUR PLANET, not theirs. This is EARTH HUMANITY, not some NWO superstate.
Open your eyes (and hearts).
If you don't think google is sitting next to the power people, and doing corrupt shit for money and power, then your worse then google itself
DeleteFUCK GOOGLE GOOGLE SPY NETWORK GOOGLE FUCKS YOU OVER
ReplyDeleteGot that right I hope they get these messages Google damn government should never gave them the okay to give them the power to fuck shit up, fuck Google rotten bastards I need to stop taking away people's privacy fucking piece of shit their crooked ass company I wish somebody thrash the lettering or go to their plants a fuck you asshole stop fucking shit up you don't have a damn right police need to investigate cuz they're crooked fucking rotten pieces and no good for nothing assholes fuck you Google you know damn good they've been crooked ever since damn 2000 10 they start turning into shit not before long after Larry Page step-down co-founder and CEO of Google he was the president does Sundar pichai takes over Indian ass whole piece of shit fucked up the damn company with technology just ruining every damn thing and Destroy and shit fucking crooked ass police need to investigate something needs to be done about these fucking asshole this is Donald from Athens Georgia I've been dealing with damn Google I can't get ahold of him you can't talk to him their stinky ass shit policy is piss-poor I hate the fucking bastard so bad you're no damn good for nothing. Sick and tired of this shit. Fuck you Google kiss my ass and your fucking rules and regulation platform Hardware software shit rules regulations shut your damn shit all of it up your ass.
DeleteBah. This news is nothing.
ReplyDeleteGoogle is so in to the "fuck zone" that the NSA is funding them.
Seriously.
I'm one of the weirdo's who randomly searched into Google, FUCK YOU GOOGLE.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind Google.
I don't know why I did this.
Dave you are doing my head in now shut up for God sake man
DeleteFuckin take a fuckin flying leap of the short end of he'll you fucks, everyday I have to try and delete crap that Google implants during your sleep time and there docking time, suck my asshole dry you fucks of all other stupic fuckin fuckheads
DeleteGoogle sucks big donkey dicks so what does that say about its creator!
DeleteLol Dave over here with the right kind of energy I mean fuck Google tho Everytime I try to look something up it's always related to the virtual world like the fuck is that for Google is full of shitheads that don't understand anything related to people like I swear their all bots over there fucking retards. Also anyone trying to talk shit about Americans at least we have freedom of speech so suck it ass wipes����
Deletegoogle is ridiculous, i was researching at google and it said my activity seem to be a spyware or virus and simply doesnt show me nothing after the 10 page
ReplyDeleteso fuck google they are a lot of assholes
Look will u all just shut up and why do you think you are anonymous you must be not to bright, get a picket and say that it is the end of the world, get a life
DeleteLmao what are you some Brit that has to have a pass to go outside pussy lol why don't you try to stand up for yourselves....also I realize I'm using my actual email so any of those people that like to hack random civilians just to kick their rocks off fuck you the same as Google.
DeleteSo hey, we can all just sit here miles away from one another beating off and bitching about Google, or we can actually go outside and see something really bad in the world. Seriously do you guys have any idea the ammount fo Poverty in AMERICA in your own nation? There are cities where people's standard of living is like that of mexico, and your complaining because your stupid map search engine pointed out a single error, your a fucking idiot! In all seriousness you guys need to get off your asses and help someone before its too late, because yelling on a blog wont make a difference, standing up and helping others will.
ReplyDeleteI love how you are sitting here on your high horse telling them that they need to get outside and stop bitching on the internet when you are literally just feeding their fire, and please tell me what cities have people living in Mexican shit hole?
DeleteWe have a lot of poverty in this country but if we would stop letting people that shouldn't be in here suck off the tit of the American Consumer and taxpayer we wouldn't have to worry about it jackass
DeleteAnonymous? Unknown? I don't know.. Pretty sad though. Talking heads and Chin Tuggers! Wake up America! I'm embarrassed!!
DeleteI agree not only that but if google continues like this it will go down. Thy spying on all of us and see what sites we visit so that they get our email addresses and send them to site that we have visited and that's how we get spam a lot of the times. If for example you search on google for laptops, you'll see that on your inbox you'll receive a lot of spam about loptops. They trace people. I like my privacy and I don't want spys around me. In my eye google and a lot of these search engines are spys. There is no privacy with computers and on the internet. fuck you google. i know you are watching this but the more agree users, wore for you.
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ReplyDeleteIn 2009 Google will be forced by the US government to disclose their log info and their cookies that will publicly show all our information to the government.That means if you typed in ''Bomb'' In Google, you will get a tap on the door and 2 days later your going to be in Guantanamo bay LOL.With dicks drilling in your ass. So yeah, Fuck you google.Go to hell. I Have been causing quite a trouble with their servers.. hehe ^^ But it's not enough.Hackers,rise up.IT'S TIME 2 FIGHT!FIGHT FOR PRIVACY!FIGHT FOR RIGHTS 2 STALK SOMEONE ! LOLOLOL J/k.yeah the fact that you can google search someone is FUCKING RIDICILOUS.
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ReplyDeleteThis Is SHIT! If You Have Google Chrome, Go To whatsmyip.com Get Your IP Adress, then go to Google Map & Put It In It Searches Your Fucking House! And On Google Chrome, It Holds ALL Of The Sites, Links You've Clicked/Went To... So, If You
ReplyDeletef.e. Look Up Weed & You Find A Website To Order Weed, The Next Day, You're ARRESTED For SHIT!
Sounds like you live in a fucking non-legal state, Google can suck my dick about weed searches, shits legal now
Deletei agree with dave
ReplyDeleteim trippin
but yeah google can get fucked, does anyone know what a series of six movies is called? coz google doesnt. i know 5 is like... anthology,
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I hate google , i cant find pictures or the information i need.My friend got a secret code ...FUCK YOU GGOOGLe
ReplyDeleteHa HA Google your stock is goiing down in 2009 like a sack of shit. I hope you see bankruptcy sooner than whatever thought. You losers. Go to hell corporate America!
ReplyDeleteOMG.this is fucking hilarious. My firefox window was all fucked so i typed in FUCK YOU GOOGLE and this is what i got.LOL.FUCK YOU GOOGLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DIE YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD FUCKS. I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS YOU FOR MAKING MY WINDOW BLURRY FOR ONLY A FEW MINUTES.JUST DIE!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYUP I say it too, FUCK YOU GOOGLE!
ReplyDeleteYour fight for supremacy is invalid.
FUCK YOU, I will dump your bloated ass off in a ditch Google.
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ReplyDeleteHello folks,
ReplyDeleteI apologize if I am a bit late to this diatribe. I have been a software engineer for over 28 years and I even know a person or two who work at google (note, the lower case 'g'). Even though I am a software engineer, I too have been laid off since July ('08). Luckily, I have pursued other avenues of income so that I do not need to rely on other previous employers (Bell Labs, Motorola, TRW, Teradyne, etc.). 'Nuff said about me.
From what I can tell, it appears that google changed its data provider (for maps) about 6 months ago (~July, '08). This is about when I could not find my own home on their "Maps" link. Up until then, it was always there.
What does this mean, you may ask? It's just a sign of the times. Companies (who need to $uck their share-holders' dlcks), will, on occasion, fire a very competent supplier to replace it with a much cheaper (incompetent) supplier.
My resolution is to use Mapquest for the 'real' map data.
Regards,
Richard
Fucking google never loads pics for me.. fucking annoying. say i need to find a picture. i open "the best source for images" and search. first page loads. second - half loads.. third - nothing. Fuck you dicks, your company worth more than Ford, and you can't make your main product working properly.
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I absolutly agree with you, nads! Fuck google!
ReplyDeleteGOOGLE IS FUCKING ANNOYING! you type in one specific thing! and it comes up with a load of crap!wtf!
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fuck you dave
it recording data of everything we do fckin sick batards selling us out ....we are loosing are human nature over the internet
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made me wait 10 minutes on a decent connection to see a blank fucking page >:(
What kind of noob waits 10 minutes on a good connection for a page knowing all well if you refresh it'll most likely load in a second, not to back Google's dumb fucking garbage ass up but honestly what kind of life are you living where you wait 10 minutes on a page for nothing, it's called the refresh button for a reason, noob
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ReplyDeletegooooooooogle can sucka on my nooooooooodle.....u do NO good for us!!!
ReplyDeletehow fuckin stupid are these people...i search for yahoo,,,fuckin shopica bullshit comes up,no results found....i search "www.yahoo.com"...some stupid ave99 shit comes up and of course...no results found ????...for Yahoo??? cmon now,if google cant find yahoo..google dont want to find yahoo.....get off the search engine bandwagon if u cant or wont find accurate info......FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCLLLLLLOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNSSSS!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck you Google!
ReplyDeleteGoogle sucks balls.. they allow people to get ripped off through phishing scams! Learn to care about your customers that make you millions or you wont be making money much longer!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGoogle products used to be sincere, fast, clean interface, but now they've become greedy MARKETING BASTARDS. Google products are now annoying, hard coded and lack decent options. IN-YOUR-FACE-ADs ARE THE NORM NOW. Software arrogance.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Pls. fix your site so that the DATE of a post is shown not just the time.
Instead of spiting words, grab some balls and do something!
ReplyDeleteDon't just say "Fack you Google!!!!"
Fuck it Hard.
Just choose those websites with google adsense, call you friends and click in every google adBANNER . you 'll see how that will hurt in their balls. you will make them loose money since clients will be unhappy to pay for publicity that doesn't work.
I dare you all to do So!!!!
It's sad you think this really will hurt them...
DeleteI agree, I sign up for Google income club for a 7 days trial run. I gone through it and decided on the 7th day to stop going on it because I thought I would needed to pay for the full membership.
ReplyDelete2 weeks later I found my bank statement with $50 bucks has been charged by them. I was furious. I called them up and they put me on hold. Is this how trial work? You sign up for 7 days and after that they take some more out of yea without any notifications!!! If this how trials really work than this is a sad world.
I trust the "Good Name" of Google and that national news. But in the end I got suckered and fooled. This is a mistake I will never FORGET. AND FOR THAT REASON I SAY
FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!!!
Auto-pay is usually part of the agreement when you do a trial, next time read the fine print before you except shit you dumb fucking idiot Google is still garbage but you're more garbage than them, you sad piece of shit for a human being
DeleteButt fuck Google.Page and Retard, had nothing better to do, so they sucked each other balls and created this Gay search engine,Suck my doodle google FUCK YOU
ReplyDeleteYou're a dumbass along with everyone else who posts a comment, including myself......I fucked your mother.
ReplyDeleteFuck you google and fuck you all those who fucking damned say video games for free download but they give us shit
ReplyDeleteha, can you believe it i've read all the comments here.
ReplyDeleteactually what i expected from "fuck you google" is a response to Google's newly introduced "this site may harm your computer" fascism. It doesn't even let you ingore the warning and enter the site anyway. What's the point? Getting MOAR victims sign up with google's webmaster tools so they could pass on MOAR social datamining material to the feds?! FUCKING BASTARDMAGGOTFRIED NAZIWANNABE SCUMFUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel your pain brother you literally took the words right out of my mouth, let's just hope that they continue going down this terrible Road and a revolution eventually begins and they're the first ones to get fucking raped and pillaged, mostly raped to death though
DeleteGOOGLE. YOU PEICE OF SHIT.
ReplyDeleteYOUR GAY. YOU WONT LET ME LOG IN TO MYPSACE. ASSS WIPE. I HATE YOU. GO DIE. GOOGLE SUCKS GENO'S BALLS. YEAH THATS RIGHT..GENO.
Whoever said that Google has become like Microsoft was pretty much on the mark. They're arrogant megapricks; plain and simple. Anything Google is spyware, and anything Google usually sucks balls too. Look what they did to YouTube. I visit video sites all the time with no problems, but since Google took over YouTube, it's become slow and full of ads and spyware.
ReplyDeleteFuck you Google... please die, and take Microsoft, Adobe, and Autodesk with you.
I'm getting real goddamn tired of Google fucking with my browser. Real goddamn tired of it. I'm beginning to really fucking hate Google.
ReplyDeleteWhen I right-click on a link in a search-results page, I want to copy that link, not Google's tracking information. Fuck you for that stupid shit, Google.
When I do a search on Google, and then I want to scroll down the page to see the results, I want to use my cursor keys, like on EVERY OTHER WEB SITE ON THE FUCKING PLANET, GOOGLE! YOU FUCKERS!
ay dick head nice blog but if you hate google why r u running adsense on this blog and not another sponser.fuking scammer
ReplyDeletegoogle installed about 10 differnt toolbars and fucking google chrome without any warning or indication.
ReplyDeletei loaded chrome to see what it was like and my virus scanner starts blaring alarms about trojans and mal-war not to mention the virus eating away at my system32 folder.
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I serched FUCK YOU GOOGLE because them pricks dont change there google icon for Memorial Day but will for every other thing under the sun. If you cant stand behind our troops then PLEASE feel free to stand in front. FUCK YOU GOOGLE!
ReplyDeleteJesus don't suck us veterans dicks to hard, I do use it from time to time
Deletei asked google where did mammy hide the sellotape but it didn't know! FUCK GOOGLE we use to be friends:(
ReplyDeleteI'm sick and fucking tiered of trying to find something on google,
ReplyDeleteand something completely different than I punch in comes up.
I can,t seem to find shit on here i can use.
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I typed in fuck you google for no reason... i use it a lot so idk wtf...FUCK GOOGLE privacy invading assholes, they just want my pronZ
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ReplyDeleteI hate google...................
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Please create software for attack google and distributed to everybody in this world for kill google..
This blog should be put on a comedy routine. I just keep laughing. So I will say it loud and proud, FUCK YOU GOOGLE, when you type this you are marked by Google as a hostile user. They will interfere with your browser experience and make your virtual world a nightmare, LOL
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You should allow or upgrade to allow user to reply to posts!!!
ReplyDeleteyeah the reason i typed in "fuck google" is because i was getting pissed off, was searching for used vans in the uk and they gave me fuck all.. load of shit.. fuck you google you mother fucker.. id love to kik your fuckin dirty head in you cunt fuck shit of a fuck
ReplyDeleteNone of you would have passed school without it so shut up with the complaining and get a life!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the people before Google do then, did they all just fail School, you fucking moron, wasn't a requirement to pass school it was just a really big perc you fucking dunce cap wearing , making Trump look good having ass.....
DeleteI like this blog, very simple and straight to a point: fuck google.
ReplyDeleteIf only Google founders realize how evil their corporation will become if the U.S. Government and military continue to pressure it for cooperation. Seriously, dudes, you made enough money already, shut down Google and start sipping on that pina colada in Honolulu, damn.
I am telling ya, folks, Google OS is just the beginning of the our end...our big brother is right here. If you are not sure what I am talking about then read 1984, Machine Stops and et cetera.
AAAAAAAA Google Bot is after me, help, help, help! <--- that's us in 50 years.
Peace out and its comforting to think that other ppl searched for FUCK YOU GOOGLE FUCKS!
LOL I WAS PISSED OF COZ I CULDNT FIND GOOGLE EARTH 4 FREE COZ I WANTED 2 C A SKY VIEW OF COMPTON AND I COULDNT FIND IT SO I TYPED IN FUCK U GOOGLE EARTH SUK MY DIK AND THIS SHIT CAME UP THIS IS FUKEN AWESUM WHOS NEEDS DRUGS WEN U CAN READ OTHER PEOPLE BAGGING GOOGLE... AND TO THE DUMB FUK WHO TOLD EVERY 1 TO GET OFF THE A ASSES AND GO HELP PEOPLE... THIS 1Z 4 U.... U STUPID FUK U TYPED IN FUCK U GOOGLE THATS HOW U GOT THIS PAGE HERES THE NUMBER TO A PHSYCHIATRIST GO GET SUM HELP I TOOK ADVISE NOW TAKE MINE.... SAY FAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT I SAID IT FUCK GOOGLE SORRY U HAD TO READ ALL THAT JUST TO READ ME SAY FUCK GOOGLE... LOL AND I SUPPORT ANONYMYS SAID LOL SPECIALLY WEN HE SAID FUK DAVE LOL U GUYS ROCK!!!!! FUK GOOGLE LOL OK BYE...
ReplyDeleteOH FUK IT 1 MORE 4 THE ROAD FUK GOOGLE LOL NA BUT HONESTLY FUK U GOOGLE THE ONLY THING UR GOOD 4 IS THIS BLOG LOL BUT SERIOUSLY FUCK GOOGLE. OK BYE...
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ReplyDeleteFUCKING GOOGLE IS SO GOD DAMN STUPID FIRST THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF SPONCER SITES THAT JSUT FUCK YOU AND WHNE YOU SEARCH SHIT ITS NEVER WHAT THE FUCK YOUR LOOKING FOOR LIKE ONE DAY I THAUGHT I HAD AN STD BUT IT WAS A UTI I SPENT 3 HOURS IN GOOGLE LOOKING FOR BLOOD IN THE URIN AND BLOOD DRIP TRYING TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT WILE I WAS TRYING NOT TO PASS OUT FROM THE BLOOD THAT CAME FROM MY DICK THEN AFTRE GOOGLES USELESS HELP OF ABOUT 3 HOURS I WAS LIKE FUCK IT AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO FIND OUT IT WAS A UTI (URANINAY TRACK INFECTION) THANKS GOOGLE UR THE DOG SHIT
I type in Facebook on ANY serch ingine or the adress bar and up pops google
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Fuck You Google a million times over!!
ReplyDeleteKISS A DOG CUNT GOOGLE! FUCK YOU FUCKING SHIT DICKS GOOGLE! GOOGLE AND LINDEN RESEARCH ARE FUCKING ASS BUDDIES! IM SICK OF ALL THE FAGGOTS IN THE WORLD UNDERMINING EVERYTHING THAT IS MORALLY GOOD AND PROPER! FUCK YOU GOOGLE FAGGOTS!
ReplyDeletegoogle changed its fucking theme... again!!!!! all i want is a search engine that is functional. no fade in, no stupid extra sidebar links in the search results, no new sprite sheets, no new redesigned logo. They keep making the fucking page bigger! I am not blind. I've been using stylish and grease monkey to cover up this horse shit, but they just ripped the page a new asshole... i just don't think ill be able to fix it this time. They're also using more animation in the logo now, and all i want is a page that uses the default button set, is simplistic, and doesn't change ever, so i can configure it to my liking, and never having to worry about changing it. Not changing things actually requires less work... it's like they're trying to make me angry.
ReplyDeleteif you are using google chrome dont
ReplyDeletewhy it seems they dont like where we browse at and then they crash the browser using googlecrashhandler u mean crash the progam whenever they dont like what we view fuck you to hell mother trucker google you are a facist cocksucker prob in bed with obama does he really give go blow jobs for you !
You're down to #3 on a google search for "fuck you, Google."
ReplyDeleteDoes it make you feel better or worse that you're not even in the top 50 in a Bing search? I'd guess you don't care, since I don't think many people use Bing.
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It's undeniable. Google is a big fat fuck pile of dog shit. To the producers of google and their smug fuckin faces and stupid segway bullshit, go fuck yourselves and your entire manical scheme. Sad mutha fucking sick bastards. Dont give me any more of your scum, I wont take it.
ReplyDeleteI also agree with FUCKING GOOGLE IN DA ASS and let google rot. you can still use google but! use firefox with addon noscript etc, and block the google tracking B.S
ReplyDeletePS let some google hating hacker burn that shit down to the ground.
google makes the CIA look retarded. GO GOOGLE!!, you fucking spywhore.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!
100% agree with the above comments...
ReplyDeleteFUCK U GOOGLE YOU STUPID CONTROLLING CUNTS!!!!
Totally cool. Google are a pack of spying bastards. They have now hired a former US Gov official under Condolezza Rice to head up their next pre-cog think tank. Also, they are now allowed to spy on their users. Time to burn google, burn.
ReplyDeleteall i whant is to get in to my email but ho no it wont let me. it keeps telling me to put in the correct username or password but i am. i got so fucking angry that i forgot that at the end of the day i was talking to a machine and i typed fuck you goolge and then this came up i ended up reading the whole page wow! man that was some good therapy havent laughed so much in a long time many thanks you pissed off fuckers it was like going to a meeting so much identification with you all. why can't the world be more simple like you all all i want is to be left alone just leave me be.
ReplyDeletefuck Google and youtube alike for pulling off this video from "their" platform
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I hope their brains explode!
PS: there is no goddamn e-mail adress for anybody in this company to read my complaints. fucking bastards.
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ReplyDeletewell i must be the hundredth idiot to post a comment here so FUCK GOOGLE!!!! now thats out of the way FUCK MY CANOPENER TO!!! because it doesnt work like it used to!!! then again neither does my car or my phone or my PC (thats why i own a mac now!) my point is just about everthing gets worn out and fucked whether it be from wear and tear or in this case a corporate ass fucking the question is what will we the people replace it with best way to end it is not to use it let them go bankrupt over advertising losses if its even possible TO KILL THE MONSTER WE MUST IGNORE IT but i do like the post about software thats attack google severs or whatever maybe someone could put it into a virus that would be sick
ReplyDeletei agree , google need fucking off, and closing it down, they are scum.:)
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ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU GOOGLE -- AARRGGHH SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you google, want me to use google account just so I can tell you to get fucked. All I wanted to do was post vids of my ute on YouTube and now I can't even get the ones I had back without your blessing, fuck you. Also you smashed my iPhone and make next doors dog bark, fuck off and eat stale white dog shit ya low light piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteand that on i thinking to send them some of my creation and get a job with them...hahaha
ReplyDeleteYeah I wouldn't work for Google if they paid me I don't blame you their pieces of shit Google I Spy on us to keep fucking my damn emails I'm sick and tired of it fucked up signal bulshit is garbage my ass I wish the fuck they get the hell out of California
DeleteI'm so with dave on this one Fuck you google?
ReplyDeleteWow! I read all of the comments and i just have one thing to say.
ReplyDeleteTim and eric awesome show great job isone of the funniest random shows i hqve ever watched.
Oh and FUCK YOU GOOGLE!!!
Give em a kick in the dick for me
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ReplyDeleteYears ago, about 25, I was reading how the fttp folks were screaming how the internet was going to ruin the free exchange of ideas on the "internet". Could not have been more correct. Every friggin site these days, "insists" on registering to do ANYTHING. Then toolbars, cookies, malware, take over your computer. Screw them all. I have deleted all accounts possible and have gone back to TALKING to folks. Email appears to still be safe for now. Capitalism has once again ruined something goof for the people.
ReplyDeleteclinton from london fuck google are they in bed with veze? cant get on to the movies2k site. it's still out their but shit head Google is blocking it! but can find veze on their tool bar fucking spooky
ReplyDeleteclinton from london fuck google are they in bed with veze? cant get on to the movies2k site. it's still out their but shit head Google is blocking it! but can find veze on their tool bar fucking spooky
ReplyDeletedo they think we are all stupid.
Google thinks we're all stupid We're All in This Together it's Donald there all pieces of shit in California I can't stand Google, the assholes it's in charges name is Sundar pichai he's asshole add company is worth millions and all they're doing is screwing shit up I'm sick and tired of having problems with my they keep popping up every time I tried to put them in the trash can they keep popping back up underneath my daughter had got Miss primary promotion I'm just sick and tired of it I wish they'd stop this damn shit. Fuck you Google I agree bunch of assholes at Google corporation plant in California ain't no damn good. You make me sick and I'm tired of having problems with my email trying to get them deleted the hardware software is shit and piss poor bunch of crooked rotten assholes. I hope the hell they go under. FUCK U GOOGLE🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Deletesure i typed vuze!
ReplyDeleteas a result I am going to instal internet explorer as my main web browser, vote with my feet
ReplyDeletegoogle had a bit part in 1984?
ReplyDeletesooooo mad at google. a trusted source for so long that has sold out to try to copy facebook....I'm not worth shit (GOOGLE= 197 BILLION)and I am coming up with my own ideas! I just wanna make JOBS for our country!
ReplyDeleteObama says we all need to pitch in. I agree...so my wife and I are working 20 hour days to develop a website that will employ anyone that wants to work hard and make money and learn social skills in the process. "Local Lemonade,LLC" the goal is to help everyone "LOCAL" get back on there feet whether its a business,non profit or entrepreneur
ReplyDeleteMost of you sound like idiots mocking google for succeeding where others failed. I guess stupid conspiracy theories will always surround those who manifest our jealousies. I'm more inclined to believe that the US perpetrated the 9-11 attacks than these silly ideas of Google's world domination. Google provides a service. If you don't want to use it, then don't. If you don't want to see AdSense ads then don't use the internet because that's how most sites are funded, otherwise you would have to pay to use those sites. While I agree that Google's enormous profit should be subject to greater taxation, I cannot deny that they have provided myself and others with knowledge that I would otherwise have to pay for or not have available at all. You would'nt even be able to post in this forum if not for Google so stop wasting my time insulting the services that you are actively using to insult said services. btw you should also respect that Goolgle CHOSE not to censor your criticism of their corporation even though they are ultimately paying for the cost of your criticism.
ReplyDeleteFUCK U GOOGLE I NEED DAMN FUKIN COOKIES
ReplyDeleteAmen to that I'm glad somebody hates Google cuz I ain't no damn good I keep fucking up my damn emails and I'm tired of it they're pieces of shit in California just like Facebook
DeleteFUCKKKKKK U GOOOOOOOOGLEEEE I NEED DAMN FUKIN COOKIES !!!!!
ReplyDeleteGoogle search queries will not be forwarded to a website owner unless the website uses Google advertising.
ReplyDeleteWebsite owners cannot see the search term used in Google but Google uses it to make advertising money. They are stealing the work of website owners.
Google tailor make searches for you using all the personal data they collect about you.
The Google Chrome browser records your every click and search terms.
Google Chrome browser allows others to access personal data on your computer.
The Google free email system gmail scans your every communication for keywords.
Google demands that website owners make small pages with very little content.
Google penalises websites using better structures ../ faster to load than long URL addresses.
Google penalises websites who do not use their advertising and have larger pages of real content.
Google rewards criminal networks with advertising money.
Google makes money from your personal data.
Google avoids paying tax, corporate IT criminals Google whore avoiding-taxes.
Even when drected by robots.txt file to not index php forums google still indexes them for criminals to benefit from my work
Google adwords is responsible for promoting forum spamming on a massive scale
Yes I believe your absolutely correct it is why they along with Facebook try to make you vote for trump and Johnson because they know they will not pay tax they have the monopoly on what is published on the sites and can influence they way people vote !!! In elections
DeleteRead my book Facebook ain't no good and neither is Google I understand you unknown Facebook one step try to get you to vote for Donald Trump just like Google cuz like you said then you would have to pay taxes and I ain't that dirty crooked ass game that Google and Facebook are playing neither one of them any damn good. Google can kiss my ass cuz I ain't no better than Facebook they are Mom both crooked.
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ReplyDeleteAll these posts are Fukin useless !
ReplyDeleteiF U CARED.. THIS 2016..
dO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
iF NOT FUCK OFF !!
I am dismayed by the number of people, mainly Americans it seems, who say "YOUR" instead of "YOU'RE". You really are a bunch of semi-literate morons you know. Stop looking a gift horse in the mouth. The world runs on advertising and they have every right to try and make money for the services they provide. Shut the fuck up and go to night school to learn how to communicate properly. Your a bunch of morons.
ReplyDeleteFFS... YOU'RE no better than the rest of them, look at YOUR 5th last word! IDIOT!
DeleteBoot print: meet Google's ass...!
ReplyDeleteI agree with everything you all said Google: Government. Obtain. Observe. Greysuits. Lies. Extricate.
ReplyDeletefuck google...... run by assholes, again..... truly assholes at google....fuck google
ReplyDeleteGoogle what the hell is wrong with you people in California??? Why do people have to insist on killing the world taking away people's privacy it's bulshit you need to stop your damn shit you're corrupting the world and our country with your stupid ass software Hardware technology bulshit fix your damn toys. I've had it with your dead horse shit. Fuck you Google you Crockett assholes he keep fucking up the damn Gmail every time I want to delete something this bulshit pops up and I can't get nowhere in the shipment go to the trash can because your shity ass signal is piss-poor and crap few left shit the fuck alone it would be any problems with people's devices that they use but since you assholes updated and screwed everything up that's why everything is going to hell because you dumb shit and assholes have no fucking brains. You're all fucked in head I think the government needs to step in and separate your ass she never gave you the power you crooked assholes cuz you know damn fucking good. Pieces of shitFUCK U CROCKED ASS BASTARDS 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😤😤😤😤😤😤😤🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
ReplyDeletegoogle is a piece of shit' and pinnacle studio 23 is fucking worthless. do not buy!
ReplyDeletePeople I hope everybody feels the way I do I know there's a billing to people on here that are fed up with the way this company is screwing everybody over there so crooked rotten and wrong and I wish it would go under and I wish they'd leave stuff alone I'm so sick and tired of them ruining the screwing everything up it's stressing me out and it's aggravating the heck out of me I wish they stopped the government needs to step in and do something about these crooked idiot a whole ass wipes in California like Facebook which ain't no good either somebody needs to step in and put them in their damn place. And they need to stop being nosey and edit and everything and censoring words for no reason just to accommodate for their stupid ignorant retarded cuz I ain't no good all they care about is dollar signs and destroying everything
ReplyDeleteFuck you Google you guys are fucken idiots
ReplyDeleteThis is Don Petersen fuck you Google you guys are fucken idiots
ReplyDeleteWe as the people have the right to make any and all comments under the law it is our freedom of speech congress needs to take care of this problem if they can't it needs to go to the Supreme Court the democrats aren't going to let this happen they want control and for now they have it I just can't believe theirs so many retards is this country
ReplyDeleteFuck you Google ������������
ReplyDelete"These international criminals and royal and noble crime bloodlines are threatening society with more fake epidemics, weaponized forced vaccinations, wars based on lies, civil war, world war, martial law, and genocides. They are attacking society with secret societies, organized crime, corporate fraud, and electronic weapons. These bloodlines spread plagues and have been doing that for hundreds of years. These families are behind all the major wars including World War I and World War II. When real people stand up to tyrants like them they infiltrate opposition such as the American Revolutionary War which was hijacked by Freemasons. These criminals collectively have trillions of dollars in offshore accounts in Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and Luxembourg and they are controlling the Bank for International Settlements. They extort governments and people and make hundreds of billions per year through organized crime. They torment people with electronic weapons. The entire electronic grid has been weaponized with neuro-bio hacking programs. They finance continual lying in society through the media and entertainment. Their primary tactics are lying, making false accusations against people who expose them, and using phony arrogance to appear like they are in control at all times. The royals and nobles run all the religious organizations, secret societies and covert organizations like the Jesuits, Freemasons, Rosicrucians, Scientologists, Skull and Bones, Kabbalists, Wiccans, Five Percenters, Knights of Columbus, Knights of Malta, Shriners etc. They own the organized crime syndicates including all mafias, drug cartels, street gangs, and biker gangs. They oversee the global organizations like the United Nations, NATO, World Bank, IMF, World Economic Forum, World Health Organization, CERN, Maritime Law, INTERPOL, Conference on Disarmament, Red Cross, Geneva Conventions, etc. These criminals have infiltrated every government agency in the world through pedophilia, child sacrifices, criminal financing, bribery, secret organizations, and mafia tactics. They have designed all governments as corporate entities and chartered subsidiaries of their corporate houses and monarchies. They are mass human traffickers, mass murderers, and war criminals who commit crimes against humanity at all times."
ReplyDeleteYour right and their directly influenced by something unseen.People cal it different things. Angels Desmond whatever you prefer but I think they travel in UFOs.
DeleteThey love to make me look stupid by messing with my phone.Oh well we know their not human and that really gets their panties in bunch because they can't have life as we do.
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