Stand Up and Admit

Whenever Obama talks about "change" and whatnot on his campaign (which is, let's face it, every six seconds or so), I am filled with an inexplicable urge for him to adopt a new song as his campaign theme. Specifically, Marilyn Manson's "This is the New Shit".



Can you imagine? He could be going into his standard refrain:

"Are you ready for something new? Are you ready for change?" [hit the music, start head-banging] "Are you mutha%*%@ing ready? For the new shit! Stand up and admit, come on everybody! ..."

And so on. It even has call and response:

Do we get it?
No.....!
Do we want it?
Yes.....!

I don't understand why they don't pay me for this.