It's In the Dictionary

I just had to share this exchange I just had with my mother, after John McCain's speech:

Me: I never knew John McCain was a POW.

Mom: Are you kidding me?

Me: *gives her a look* Of course!

Mom: You know I'm gullible!

Me: I know, but seriously! If you looked up gullible in the dictionary....

Mom: It'd have my picture next to it.

Me: Well, it wouldn't because gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Mom: Really?

Me: Arrrrghhh!!!