I just had to share this exchange I just had with my mother, after John McCain's speech:
Me: I never knew John McCain was a POW.
Mom: Are you kidding me?
Me: *gives her a look* Of course!
Mom: You know I'm gullible!
Me: I know, but seriously! If you looked up gullible in the dictionary....
Mom: It'd have my picture next to it.
Me: Well, it wouldn't because gullible isn't in the dictionary.