Friday, March 06, 2009

This is Not Closure

First I thought I bit it. Then I thought I burned it. Then I thought I cut it. Now, I'm pretty sure I've figured it out: I have a canker sore on my tongue.

And it is tremendously painful.


Anonymous said...

Ouch. Also, gross.

Caution: do not drink anything heavy on citric acid, do not drink any relatively strong liquor, and if you are anything less than a masochist avoid any kind of screwdriver type drink at all costs.

Anonymous said...

The bottom of the tongue? That sucks. (IF it's on the top of the tongue it's some kind of record.)

Anonymous said...

Some of us get them on our throats. Welcome to Pain City, mon ami.

Pope Incontinentius XIII said...

Join the club. It runs in my family. It seems like whenever one goes away, another one pops up! It's like a fracking game of Whack-a-mole! Grrr!