If I were a judge, I think I'd be a lot more sanctions-happy than most judges.
Bad legal arguments bother me. And more specifically, lawsuits that are filed not because there's an actual colorable legal claim, but as a form of press release -- a ritualized airing of grievance trying to drape itself in the seriousness of a lawsuit -- strike me as intolerably obnoxious and abusive. Many defamation suits fit this profile (who needs SLAPP when there's Rule 11?), but there are others. And too often I see people cheer these suits (at least when they fit the right ideological profile), and I hate to see it -- these lawsuits serve no purpose other than to allow gloryhounds to chest-thump their virtue while wasting time and resources, not just of the judiciary, but of the very social movement they claim to be advocating for.
One example is the "class action" lawsuit recently filed against two Bay Area Democratic Representatives claiming that their votes in favor of aid to Israel caused emotional distress to constituents who believe that Israel's conduct in the Gaza war constitutes a genocide. As a matter of law, the suit is patently frivolous -- it is obviously foreclosed by the Speech and Debate Clause, and a moment's reflection should make anyone with half a brain recognize that enabling disappointed constituents to sue their representatives for their congressional votes is a capital-B Bad Idea. The suit has no chance of succeeding and serves no purpose other than to generate headlines, and that is not the purpose of the judiciary. I don't know if the named plaintiffs are willing participants in the charade or are genuinely deluded into thinking there is valid legal claim here, but if it's the latter, then they're being exploited in a terribly grotesque fashion. Either way, I hope the lawyers who filed it are sanctioned.
But lest anyone get too smug, this is not a sin with any particular ideological proclivity. A federal court in the Eastern District of Pennsylvania just dismissed a lawsuit filed against Haverford College alleging a hostile environment against Jews on campus. The dismissal was based on the fact that the pleadings were, in so many words, a sustained rant rather than an attempt to communicate a cohesive legal complaint.
At this stage, a court would typically review the relevant facts. I cannot cogently do so here due to the sprawling and disorganized character of Plaintiffs' Amended Complaint, which appears to detail every frustration and disagreement of Jewish students and faculty that has occurred at Haverford over the last year. It spills pages of ink on lengthy frolics about events on other college campuses and about ideological debates. Rather than isolating instances of harassment and logically relating them to the elements of a hostile environment claim, Plaintiffs set forth a running list of grievances that reads more as an opinion editorial than it does a legal complaint.
I am familiar with this sort of "legal" writing, and I am glad to see a judge call it for what it is. It's written by lawyers who forget that their job is to craft a legal complaint and instead view the courts as a suitably august forum for airing every point of grievance and riding every ideological hobbyhorse they've ever encountered. In some ways, the Haverford case is worse than that Bay Area one, because in the former the judge agreed that some of the allegations might have presented cognizable claims under Title VI but couldn't move forward on them because they were buried inside such an amalgam of irrelevant ranting that they failed to present an actionable complaint. The (potentially) valid grievances of the Jewish plaintiffs at Haverford were, in effect, sacrificed so that their lawyers could play soapbox orator. They treated the lawsuit as one big press release, and everybody -- their clients included -- is worse for it.
The lawyers suing Haverford aren't stupid, at least in the traditional sense (they attended Harvard and U. Chicago Law). But they decided that this issue was too important for them to act as lawyers, and instead decided to act as demagogues. That's despicable. It's an abuse of the judicial process, it's unfair to Haverford College, and it disserves the Jewish community they nominally purport to defend.
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