This post goes out to the one and only Julia--the baddest thing ever to come out of Oakland (Maine).
For those of you who don't know, Julia is a sophomore Carleton student, majoring in Astronauts. She looks Jewish, and likes making wishes on Hershey's Kisses. She hates regifters, and has a propensity to turn people into Eunuchs when she gets mad. People say that Julia is White. She is a close associate with the lethal assassin known only as "The New Market Ninja." And when I said that I was having trouble find something to blog about today, she made the mistake of asking me to blog about her.
So, let's hear a round of applause for Julia! Or she'll chop off your...well, you know.
Love ya, Julia!
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You forgot to add that she has a distinct love for all things feline and a higher than average marginal propensity to giggle cutely.
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