Monday, May 07, 2007

Lock and Load, Brides of Christ!

Wal-Mart has put a group of Texas nuns on its "security threat" list. The nuns have been protesting Wal-Mart's human rights violation for some time, but they insist they are a strictly non-violent sect of nuns.

Color me skeptical. They may look innocent in their habits and bulky clothes, but nuns are notorious, vicious, soullessful killing machines when riled. Clearly, Wal-Mart is erring on the side of caution here.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hee :-)

http://www.vanriet.com/mt/archives/images/january_img/nuns_with_guns_big.jpg

Mark said...

I've seen Adam's photo with the caption "72 Virgins Awaiting Martyrs in Heaven"

Anonymous said...

I believe Wal-Mart is bringing everything under one roof and even they managed give it in the best price..so it'll be definitely beneficial for poor once..But people like nuns and small shop owners are protesting against Wal-Mart..I feel its just for publicity stunt.
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