What could be more entertaining that primer by a conservative Christian website on how to find out if your husband's gay? Nothing, that's what! Seriously -- this is hilarious. It's like someone took a catalog of gay stereotypes and added bullet points. Although, some of them are pretty tragic. Only gay men are sarcastic? Only gay men are interested in "strange sexual demands" (like, oh, say, lubricant? No, really)? Only gay men can travel alone to big cities? Only gay men groom?
Really, is this a warning for wives or an advertising pitch for men? You know what "they" say: "Once you try man, you're always a fan."
UPDATE: Doh! Got taken in by a satirical website. Egg on my face.