SCENE: Two PARENTS, a MOM and DAD stand outside a closed door. Inside, a TODDLER can be heard screaming and throwing a tantrum. The parents look at each other.Call me any time, DCCC.
MOM: Should we say something?
DAD: I think we have to.
They enter the room. Inside, is a child's bedroom with toys reflective of Washington (e.g., a miniature Washington Monument. The toddler is revealed to be an older white man in a baby outfit featuring an elephhant -- a CONGRESSMAN.
MOM: Do you know why you're in here?
CONGRESSMAN (sullenly): No.
MOM: Yes you do. The government shut down, the debt ceiling, the constant obstruction ...
DAD: I know you oppose expanded health care access, but that's not appropriate behavior.
CONGRESSMAN [screaming]: But I hate it! I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!
[He throws the toy Washington Monument, which bounces off of MOM's chest. She closes her eyes in exasperation.]
MOM: You're in timeout until you learn how to behave yourself.
[The CONGRESSMAN resumes screaming, and both parents leave the room]
MOM: That hard.
DAD: I know, but if he's not punished, he won't learn.
Scene ends, splash screen comes up asking people to send Republicans in Washington a message
Sunday, November 03, 2013
Tantrum Ad
If I were a Democratic strategist tasked with running ads right now (or really, right after the shutdown), this is the one I would have run:
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I don't think regarding the other side as children throwing a tantrum because of irrational dislikes is likely to increase Democrats' popularity with independents. At the moment, hating health care reform looks to such voters less like hating broccoli and more like hating a child-molester babysitter.
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