Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Just Switch a Letter

I swear to God, if I ever become wealthy, I'm going to start a foundation that will take all the cancer research dollars and redirect it to figuring out a cure for cankers.

Three at once? WTF, mouth?

4 comments:

Patton said...

Uggh...Ever had one in your throat? Pure. Frakking. Agony.

Matt said...

Stress?

Anonymous said...

Aphthasol. A prescription ointment tested and approved by the FDA for the treatment of cankers. Changed my life.

Patton said...

Mine seem to be caused by eating too much candy, which is really not cool. As far as treating them, my dentist once cauterized a sore with silver nitrate. It briefly hurt like balls, and then it was pretty much done. I have also heard that regularly eating kiwis works well, but I live in a dorm, and have no cutting board. Thus, I cannot have kiwis.