Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Just Switch a Letter

I swear to God, if I ever become wealthy, I'm going to start a foundation that will take all the cancer research dollars and redirect it to figuring out a cure for cankers.

Three at once? WTF, mouth?
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4 comments:

Pope Incontinentius XIII said...

Uggh...Ever had one in your throat? Pure. Frakking. Agony.

5:41 PM
Matt said...

Stress?

7:54 AM
Anonymous said...

Aphthasol. A prescription ointment tested and approved by the FDA for the treatment of cankers. Changed my life.

8:40 AM
Pope Incontinentius XIII said...

Mine seem to be caused by eating too much candy, which is really not cool. As far as treating them, my dentist once cauterized a sore with silver nitrate. It briefly hurt like balls, and then it was pretty much done. I have also heard that regularly eating kiwis works well, but I live in a dorm, and have no cutting board. Thus, I cannot have kiwis.

5:30 PM

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